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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/09/10/strange-days-with-sexy-daisyladie/I’m not going to lie. It’s been a long hard day. Thank the fates, we have fun sexy girls like DaisyLadie to pick our spirits up. It’s time to crack open a cold one and chat
aeolus06: Guess who’s on Patreon? After much thoughtful consideration and persuasion from fellow artists, I finally cracked and opened a Patreon account. So if you like my work and have a dollar or more a month to throw away, feel free to support
Time to crack this bitch open and see why Niklaus likes it so much.
howstuffworks: How Lightsabers Work Crack open any two lightsaber hilts and the interiors may differ somewhat, but the key features are remarkably consistent across lightsabers. In each, you’ll find the major components that follow. Much like the average
jake2bb: Daryl arrived to the hotel room at 6pm like they had arranged; horny as hell. Door was cracked open as agreed upon but there were two guys; one ass up in the air on the bed and the other w a camera asking if he could record it. “What the
Ha ha ha–that shadow at the left. Looks like this chick has a secret admirer checking her out while she sleeps! But if you have a fat cunt like that and take a nap with your legs spread…well, I think she might have her eyes cracked open
jerrod99: stinkpigs: nothing better than some good ass eating. i always bury my whole face in my boyfriend’s hairy sweaty crack, rub it all over with my mouth open and tongue out so i get all that musky smell and taste and my face smells like his ass.
Problem with Patreon Broken Promises:Patreon has been cracking down on mature content. At first they insist new policy was going to effect only a few, like real life porn or web cam services. But Patreon move the goal post and started to purge fictiona
rwfan11: Edge- tights down, thong exposed, ass out, legs spread open by Bubba, waiting for D-von to slam his face in Edge’s crack! Looks like Bubba Ray has the best view in the arena … … and in about 5 seconds D-von (not shown, he’s on the top
chilewithcarnage:charlesoberonn:chilewithcarnage:pussy so tight it crack dicks like crab legsdick so thick it cracks pussies open like clamsyou know it brother
So Graham and I observed our anniversary this weekend! We exchanged gifts, and I felt like a dick, because I got him a cat shirt he always wanted and I need to order a crate of those chocolate oranges you slam against a table to crack open, and he got
That moment when you’re on your way to work and suddenly remember the dream you had last night and afterwards feel like why oh why doesn’t the ground beneath you crack open and swallow you. I guess it was only a matter of time until the high
1000timesadayyy: deadlifts-and-donuts: weightliftingcanadian: I’m not entirely sure why this image exists, but I like it. Lift the rainbow? From a marshawn lynch commercial, you damn Canuck fuck lifting this. lemme crack it open and eat it! Lift.
4gifs: “Nice craftsmanship. Probably took a while. I’ll be in the den.” - Cat. [video]
leafdyke:“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for them, just because you can.
other-bronte: Okay, so I initially thought the person in this gifset was black, because I guess the stockings looked very skin-like, so when they stuck their hands in their ass crack and started ripping everything wide open I was like “AGH JEEZ YOUR
I made a gif of the egg cracking in the opening of Trick (season/series 1). The yolk was a different color each season but I only own the first season so it’ll have to be stand alone.
did-you-kno: Suddenly thinking things like: ‘I could drive off this cliff and kill us all,’ or ‘If I hit you with this hammer, it would crack open your skull,’ is a common experience for most people. They’re called intrusive thoughts,
caffeine-fiend: mattypwhatwhat: I don’t under stand racism because people are like eggs some have light shells and some have dark shells but there’s no point differentiating them because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Jean turned his head away as soon as he was kissed and struggled to free his now trapped arms above his head. “Fucked or not, I don’t care. I’ll keep running. I will run until I drop dead. I’ll cross every
boysnuff:cracking open your boyfriend and drinking him like a can of coke
nwgirlfriend: scotsmancouple: First time submitting 😊 hope it excites you. It excited me taking this for you 🔥 Submission: 🍆🍆Good lord that looks like it cracks many things open. 💦💦That is one good looking dick! 👅👅 Ooooooohhhhhhh
africananger: Ah, nothing quite like cracking open a cold one after teaching a white bitch a lesson.
I just rolled my bad ankle again. I nearly broke it 12 years ago so every time i roll it, it feels like there’s a knife in there. When I fell I cracked my knee on the sharp edge of the sidewalk and it split open. I’m still recovering from
lordbape: I think people think they’re going to get Good POC points for hating vegans because of its association with annoying pervasive white hippies. and it’s so embarrassing tbh! like crack open a book fam! Learn about your vegan / veg / plant
saturnineaqua: frogopera: *cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME so friends, remember how i looked when i came back from Sweden? make them like that
jame7t:benk625-blog:benk625-blog:cryptotheism:jame7t:demilypyro:jame7t:Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat. the FN P90oh fuck yum the FN P90 Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crabHold on, I
italianshadowgovernment: eggs are still good a few days past the sell by date right A few days yes but if you crack one open and it smells like sulfur don’t eat it
daftplunk: crack open my pussy like a pistachio
etct: jamiemortara: i like calling people “good beans” instead of “good eggs” because it’s vegan and beans are cuter icallyou egg because i crack you open like weak shell of chicken
fuckaspunk:heedra:all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”
punished-lincolnshire-poacher:leafdyke:“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for
chachacharlieco: @anonymoussong : “ALSO buff Sora made me laugh at the random idea of them back on the island and he picks up a coconut and on a whim tries to open it without tools and totally just cracks it open with his bare hands and is like…
Do you ever just wanna like crack your skull open and stuff idk
captain-cardigan: lehrastar: sizvideos: Ink flowing between the cracks in a human handVideo THIS IS SO METAL!!!! Looks like the opening credits of a David Fincher film.
inconsistentblogger: At the very beginning of the first Young Avengers series the writers were so worried about revealing that Billy and Teddy were a gay couple and it was like they were just barely cracking open the closet door to see if it was safe
anomadheart: “I crush her against me. I want to be part of her. Not just inside her but all around her. I want our rib cages to crack open and our hearts to migrate and merge. I want our cells to braid together like living thread.” — Isaac Marion,
dirtyguysandholes: Yeah you like this ass huh? I’m sure it’s fuckin ripe and sweaty from hiking in these woods all day. Now get on your knees, spread my smelly crack wide open and lick it clean - and don’t stop before I say you’re done
LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY DURING ILL COVER YOU IN RENT LIKE MY HEART CRACKS OPEN
loycos: molded-from-clay: snapbacksteven: I feel like the humor in SU is one of the more underrated aspects of the show so let’s have a thread quoting our favorite funny moments! I’ll start “NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING YOU’LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK”
xekstrin replied to your post: ooooooh, now i know why people say wha… its best when its poured right out of a freshly cracked coconut that’s been sitting in the fridge….. oh man I’D REALLY LIKE TO TRY IT LIKE THAT * _ * im drinking
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